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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:30 pm

bob you've gotta stop with the anti-humor, my sides hurt from your last post haha
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:28 pm

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:18 am

what's the worst part about being a black jew?

you gotta sit at the back of the oven.


racial slur warning. beep beep beep.

how does a nigger know when she's pregnant?

when she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked off.


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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:28 am

The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn't I tell you he was stupid?"

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:40 am

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what's the worst part about being a black jew?

you gotta sit at the back of the oven.


racial slur warning. beep beep beep.

how does a nigger know when she's pregnant?

when she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked off.


GROSS.


Jokes can sometimes teach you life lessons.

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:47 pm

IMPORTANT life lessons

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:43 pm

Damn you and your Swiss, Irish hating, guts.
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:32 pm

Swiss AND Scottish

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:32 am

thank yall fo welcomin a nigga

bout time yall got one in ya thred
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:34 am

who the fuck is that..?
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:51 pm

well, since you were in hitboy's when he got on signed on, and because you like black jokes... I'd say it's you... or marvin

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:17 am

And the plot thickens....
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:46 am

... to the consistency of slimfast maybe

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:57 am

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well, since you were in hitboy's when he got on signed on, and because you like black jokes... I'd say it's you... or marvin

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:30 pm

Yes, but who else would have been able to do it w/o him knowing and who would have known about this site? it was clearly Will.

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:36 pm

There's something called the history, someone could have easily seen him on here and then gotten on themselves.

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:32 pm

but he posted AFTER aN, so he would have been lurking, which I doubt

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:51 am

the consistency of slimfast...?
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:13 pm

late fail, yes, the plot didn't thicken very much

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Mon May 18, 2009 9:57 pm

It made me laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Mon May 18, 2009 11:45 pm

That's because it was funny, and you were VERY late on the uptake.

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Mon May 25, 2009 7:21 pm

Blame my ISP.
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Tue May 26, 2009 12:35 am

Dude, it took you a month and change to get that joke, no ISP is that slow.

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu May 28, 2009 2:10 pm

Nathan receives his lawls at the speed of smell.

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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes thread   Thu May 28, 2009 5:28 pm

Dude, worse than that, I'm just now ending the transfer of the SPEEDY NO!!!!! Lawl
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